the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

(via laugh-addict)

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

(via nice-wig-janis)

47oz:

these-teen-quotes:

Good Vibes HERE

» drink responsibly «

(via trustflaws)

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

(Source: octopussoir-, via perks-of-being-chinese)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: zero1infinity, via heyfunniest)

(Source: kevinisgod, via thefuuuucomics)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

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at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

(Source: lugated, via whoaitsjasmine)

theclearlydope:

Welcome to Thursday here’s a Lettuce umbrella.

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